Ok...I know you are all wondering what I was doing at the hospital...so I will give you a short version...Ok...it may be long...but whatever...I'll tell you...
Back in high school, as some of you may remember, I had a cist in my neck. Well I had it removed back then, and well...it looks as if it is back. And it was infected...so being that I had a huge lump under my chin...on my neck...I went to the hospital...even though I hate hospitals and doctors...although the doctor I had at the Hospital could change my mind about the last... Anyway...Sholean came with me...cuz I'm a chicken shit...and Hospitals are boring... So...after a semi short wait in the waiting room, they took us into the actual exam room...where we had an even longer wait...but while we were waiting we were checking out the doctors and EMT's. Which is legal...right? Well they couldn't prove it anyway...so...while we were checking out the doctors...there was one who had his back to us and all we saw was his butt...and let me tell you...that was one fine ass! So we were being girly and giggling and checking him out...then I said..."I hope he's my doctor..." and well...turns out a few seconds later he turned and walked into our room...was I ever excited. His name was Dr. Oland...and wow... He was gentle, soft spoken, had amazing eyes, a great physique, not to mention a really nice ass, and a great smile...and this may sound weird to you...but I like them...Hands...he had really nice hands... Anyway...he was super cute...and really nice...So here's a picture of him...
Anyway...back to the lump...He gave me some medication for the infection...which unfortunatly make me nausous...but atleast it looks like I only have a small adams apple, rather than a goiter... So now I have an appointment for an ultrasound of my neck...then in a few months I have an appointment with a nose and throat specialist/surgeon to decide if I need to have it removed again... The last time they removed it they just froze my neck and cut it out there...I was awake for it...sick...but whatever. This time I may have to be put under and they may be going in under my tounge...gross...
9 comments:
I can't beleive you googled him! Now your definitely a stalker!! I mean Vin Diesel is one thing but a doctor in your home town!!!
Hehehe...I try...
And come on...like you have never googled someone! You should google yourself! It's interesting!
Yeah the only thing that comes up when Google is my Grandma Ann's obituary.Yeah I've googled multiply people that I know one on one! Like you!
Okay, I thought I had commented before, but apparently not. STUPID.
About the cist: icky.
About the stalking: creepy.
I love you Mel.
Yep, that is one of the credentials I check out about any Doctor I visit. Does he have a cute butt?
I hope all goes well, and if you need surgery, I wish you a speedy recovery.
Thanks ya'll! My check list is usually as follows...
Cute butt...CHECK
Gentle hands...CHECK
Nice smile...CHECK
Gorgous eyes...CHECK
Is he really a doctor...CHECK
Whooo...he is like...my dream doctor...*whispers*and he's single...
Oh yeah...Updates...sorry you all distracted me...with thoughts of Dr. Oland...
Ok...I had me ultrasound on Thursday...and it was weird...the first girl who did it pushed really hard...and it hurt...but she couldn't see it or find it...but it hurt alot...and because my head was below my shoulders and such...i got a really bad headache and it made me nausiated...then the "radiologist" came in and he found it right away...and was a little worried...he said it was really deep...not good...and I get my results in five days...it was really weird...and my neck smelled like lube for the rest of the day...So...when I know more...you'll know more...
Mmmmm.... lube.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MELANIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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